madison
Junior Member
like i care
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Post by madison on Jan 16, 2003 17:53:24 GMT -5
;D here are the tacky ones:
Is it hot in here, or is it just you? >>> *nods*<<<
My breasts are heavy, will you hold them for a while?
Your Father must be a terroist, because you're the bomb
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
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How do you like your eggs, fried, scrambled, or fertilized?[/glow]
"How bout you, me, and privacy?"
One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? * awww* *shakes head*
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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EVE
New Member
those who indulge, bulge
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Post by EVE on Apr 29, 2003 2:58:06 GMT -5
uy ako may share!!!!
"hi.. il call your right leg X-mas and ur left leg new year... so can i visit you bet holidays??"
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EVE
New Member
those who indulge, bulge
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Post by EVE on Apr 29, 2003 3:16:14 GMT -5
 Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" Are you free tonight or will it cost me? At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me! Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? ;D Can I please be your slave tonight? Can I see your tan lines?  Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? You're on my list of things to do tonight. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
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Post by masterbather on Mar 24, 2004 6:59:47 GMT -5
tsk, parang ang hirap gamitin ng mga 'yan ah? you gotta be smooth if you're gonna get away with 'em. and not end up a laughing stock kung saan man... careful na lang siguro sa mga may balak... (arekup! tinamaan ako... hehehehe) ;D
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drbob
Junior Member
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Post by drbob on Apr 11, 2004 3:30:44 GMT -5
Smart comebacks to pick-up lines:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Post by masterbather on Apr 21, 2004 8:38:42 GMT -5
guy sits next to a woman and says "hey, wanna sit on my lap? then let's talk about whatever pops up?"
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Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 