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Post by Cat on Oct 1, 2002 5:02:33 GMT -5
D: I’m wide open. C: Me, too. I’m wide open.
(a couple broke up because the girl called her boyfriend panot) C: (reading a text) someone’s got a suggestion, if you get back together, you should kiss and touch it. D: Which one?
C: What about you, what’s your flavor? D: I don’t know. C: I bet you got a flavor.
D: Can I squeeze in a song? C: Squeeze as much as you want. You always have to squeeze before you get into it.
D: What’s wrong with you? You’re so lascivious. C: I’m not lascivious. I’m sexy.
D: What’s "a babe in the woods"? C: A tiyanak!
C: My body is a wonderland too. It’s a 3-ring circus. It may not be rippling with muscles but I got stuff that I need. D: If you say so.
C: (Gen RX) Have you ever engaged in pre-marital sex? D: Pre-marital sex with a partner, okay? C: Of course, interpersonal pre-marital sex. D: Just making it clear.
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Oct 27, 2002 23:50:27 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Oct 27, 2002 23:50:27 GMT -5
D: I woke up at 5:57; needless to say I didn't take a bath. C: No wonder...you smell like peanut butter. D: No, I took a bath last night. C: You smell like last night.
C: What rhymes with Bicutan? D: Kalikutan, like wag kayong magkalikutan.
D: 800%? (more) C: octople D: 900%? C: nipple
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Nov 14, 2002 23:08:35 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Nov 14, 2002 23:08:35 GMT -5
C: I wonder how it feels to be bitch slapped D: Do you want to? Is that an invitation?
C: I like to do things in a big way. D: Me, too. I like things done in a big way.
C: My neck got stiff. D: Really? C: It’s not a stiff neck, it’s just stiff. D: But it’s a neck. C: Yeah but if it’s stiff neck, it’s muscular, if it’s stiff, it’s just rigid.
C: I love animals. D: How do you love them?
C: We must. We must increase…<br>D: our bust. C: Not quite. D: I do.
C: Do you like French Kissing In The USA? D: I haven’t done that. C: The song. D: Oh. What about you, do you like french kissing in the USA? C: Call us up for the …<br>
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Nov 26, 2002 23:08:52 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Nov 26, 2002 23:08:52 GMT -5
D: You don't say nasa abroad 'coz abroad is not a place, you should say... C: naka-abroad
D: Can I press the button? C: Press as much as you want. D: No, I just want to press it once.
D: I just want somebody with the same world view. C: I just realized what I was looking for: somebody really hot.
C: during this Hot 10, I feel like standing erect. D: Are you?
C: Nobody likes it hard. D: Yes, they do.
D: I dreamt that a monkey was about to bite my hand... C: Did you spank the monkey?
D: You were whispering something before you turned on the mic, what was that all about? Tell me, tell me! C: Nothing, I was just talking to the goddess of love and hot sex.
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Dec 3, 2002 20:20:02 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Dec 3, 2002 20:20:02 GMT -5
D: You are the best DJ in the world. You are a god. C: Thank you. Thank you.
D: I’ve got 2 tea. C: If you put the 2 tea side by side, what do you call them?
C: You wish you’re special but you’re a creep! Loser! D: Is that for me? C: No, it’s the song. D: Don’t do that to me, I’m fragile. C: Let me cover you up in tissue paper. D: And do what? C: Let’s play the Mmmummy game D: Woo Hoo! C: Let’s play the Hhhorny game.
(unusual ways to get over someone: have a heart transplant) C: A heart transplant wouldn’t work. D: that’s not where it resides. C: It’s in our loins.
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Jan 3, 2003 20:34:22 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Jan 3, 2003 20:34:22 GMT -5
D: If I don’t do that, I might fall asleep on you. C: Then I would have to slap you, bitch-slap you. D: Stop it, you’re turning me on.
C: I smell like a potato. D: You spud!
C: My pillow is laspag. D: I wonder why…<br> C: I’m anal-retentive. D: You’re anal. Period.
C: Where do you buy horseshoe? D: I don’t know. C: Horse Shoemart
C: The thing I love about Delle’s hair is the way it glistens when she throws her head back in moments of pleasure. D: How do you know? C: Like when you drink coffee. D: I don’t get pleasure in that, not that kind of pleasure.
D: Have you heard of a group called Raelians? C: Raelians? D: They believed that life on earth came from aliens. C: Oh, that’s why they call themselves Raelians, so that when somebody asks them who they are, they’ll say, we’re Raelians.
C: What do you do in Quezon? D: Quezon? C: Oh, white cheese? D: White cheese?! You don’t have to go to Quezon to get that, you can get that in Laguna, Batangas or Las Piñas, for goodness sake’s. C: Oh. Quezong Puti, that was what I was thinking.
D: What do you call a Filipino cow? C: What? D: A brown cow.
D: Why is this turning me on? C: You get turned on by gay-sexed seals?
D: Why is this turning me on? C: To be milked by machines?
C: Where would you like to be stabbed? D: Everywhere.
C: Let’s call each other Marshmallow and Lollipop. D: Ok, Marshmallow. C: I’ll be Lollipop, for obvious reasons. D: Ok, Lollipop. C: Ok, Marshmallow. CD: Ewww…yuck!
C: It’s so weird calling someone something they’re not, like Babyface, when you look so old. D: Let’s call you cool…let’s call you sexy. C: Let’s call you nice…let’s call you non-bitchy.
D: When can you say that it’s an anaconda? C: if it’s big enough to constrict you to death.
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Jan 22, 2003 19:04:36 GMT -5
Post by leelee on Jan 22, 2003 19:04:36 GMT -5
C: The air was so frigid!!! D: Why are you looking at me when you say that word?
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louise
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bite me, baby!
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Feb 11, 2003 21:02:51 GMT -5
Post by louise on Feb 11, 2003 21:02:51 GMT -5
hot 10 answers to the question "bakit wala ka pang boyfriend/girlfriend?"
d: at number 3, from... ask me... c: delamar, bakit wala ka pang candy?
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Feb 16, 2003 22:27:12 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Feb 16, 2003 22:27:12 GMT -5
D: We had this theory that if we didn’t see each other for 5 years, if we meet again, he would ask his friends who I am. C: I’d think, she looks so familiar, where did I meet her, in UP? Or in La Salle?
D: We met him (Arnold Clavio) when we presented the Golden…<br>C: Globe. D: Dove. We haven’t been to the Golden Globe, remember?
D: Tomcats (Chico’s badminton team) is such a geeky name. C: No, it’s not. You should check out the others, Raptors, Phantom. D: Why are they all animals? C: More like aircrafts. Phantom is not an…. D: It’s just that I heard Tomcats and then Raptors, it’s just that I’m not listening, not that I’m stupid. C: What do you call a dirty daydream? D: Fun time.
D: You’re a poet today. C: I’m a puwit and I don’t knuwit.
(D played the wrong bed) C: If I’m in the wrong bed, I can’t function. D: What do you mean FUNCTION?
D: If you don’t come on or before 3, your ticket will be forfeited. C: Come to the station, okay? D: Of course, come to the station. What else would they think? C: They might think, come to the house. D: No one would think that, pervert.
C: He’s got a thick Brogue. D: Thick? Well, well, well.
(things you shouldn’t say to a DJ, “ang tanda mo na para mag-DJ”) C: As long as you can deliver, age doesn’t matter. D: There’s always Viagra.
D: You’re always torturing me. C: Are you enjoying it? D: Yeah, it’s a weird sensation I’m beginning to like.
C: It’s been a long time since I’ve felt frisky. D: Me, it was last night.
C: I’m one nose job away from gorgeous. D: I’m two boob jobs away from Ms. FHM.
D: You’re beautiful inside and out. C: Thank you. D: You can tell I need something from you. C: A sweet text? D; No. More like money. C: No. I don’t think so. D: Then I take back my compliment. C: Then I take back my welcome.
D: I like every guy. C: Any guy.
D; You never say I’m beautiful. C: You’re beautiful. D; That’s so fake.
D: Let’s kiss and make-up. C: Mwah. D: Yuck.
C: Do you want a tender juicy or a mighty meaty? D: That’s a dilemma. Do I want a tender juicy or a mighty meaty?…Tender is not the word. Mighty is the word. So I’m going for mighty meaty, just for that.
C: All your thongs are yellow. D: How would you know? C: Remember that time…<br>D: No, all my things are black.
D: How do you love yourself? C: Gently. Sometimes gently. Sometimes roughly.
D: Did I interrupt you? C: Yea, you did. D: I’m sorry, let me spank myself.
D: Why are you so against inter-specie relationships? C: Why are you so into it?
C: I’ll mash your potatoes. D: You’ll mash my potatoes and I’ll peel your patola.
C: Let me ask you, when? When? WHEN? D: When what? C: When did you stop caring?
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Feb 20, 2003 22:13:41 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Feb 20, 2003 22:13:41 GMT -5
D: You have to wake me up. C: How? D: I need coffee. C: Then get some. D: That’s so sweet…we already act like an old couple and it’s only been 8 years. C: Being wholesome is so hard. D: Don’t go there, Chico, I know where you’re going, I wouldn’t follow. C: What do you mean you wouldn’t follow, you’re already there!
D: Why are you glowing? C: It has nothing to do with my sex life!
D: Hey, you look cute today, what happened? C: I told you I’m getting sexy, when I look at myself in the mirror, I go, “whoa! How you doing?”<br>D: There’s something about your face, it looks human.
C: If a good one (answer) comes along, we want to squeeze it in. D: Squeeze it in? Of course, if a good one comes along we want to squeeze it in.
C: Our Gen RX poll question for today is “have you ever slept naked?”<br>D: Just last night.
C: The Tomcats will win, I had a vision. I dreamt that I slammed the shuttlecock and nobody was able to return it. D: Stop talking dirty to me. D: We’ll have the hot 10 right after this. C: Bueno, asukarera de mama.
C: When they get big, you get scared. D: Sometimes.
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Feb 25, 2003 23:17:27 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Feb 25, 2003 23:17:27 GMT -5
C: Tomorrow is a Thursday, we’ll have Brad Pitt joining us…<br>D: and Jennifer Aniston…<br>C: and the rest of the Friends cast
D: You’re a frustrated singer. C: Thank you. D: …I said you’re a frustrated singer. C: You wench, I thought you said a first rated singer.
C: Go look at me like I’m weird. D: I can’t help it.
C: Some things you’re not supposed to eat but you eat it anyway, why is that, Delle? D: because it’s forbidden C: and the forbidden fruits are the sweetest fruits of all.
D: We’re having the Hot 10 now… D: (the OBB wouldn’t play) Now…<br>D: (the OBB still wouldn’t play) and I mean NOW. …(the hot 10 bed is now playing) C: Okay, here we go. C: Okay, here we go. C; Okay, here we go. D: I’ll tell you you’re cute if you tell me I’m cute. C: You’re cute. D: You’re….cute. C: I take it back, you didn’t say it with feelings. D: You’re so cute, you’re so cute. C: (inviting people to join the hot 10) and send in as many entries as you can. D: I’ll give you tenderness and care to make up for that one.
C: The more time the 3 of us spend together, we more we resemble the 3 Stooges. D: I’ll be Curly. C: I bet.
C: I think I’ve been laying my eggs in the wrong basket. D: So, you’ve been laying your eggs….where have you been laying your eggs? C: In the wrong baskets
D: I’ll call you señorito from now on. C: Ok…Ok, yaya, time for hilamos.
C: You know what will happen when you rub sticks and stones…<br>D: No, I don’t. What will happen? C: It will create sparks. D: and then? C: fire D: and then? C: burn D: and then? C: ouch.
D: It’s so cold. C: I’d hug you but rumors might spread.
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Feb 25, 2003 23:21:50 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Feb 25, 2003 23:21:50 GMT -5
C: Tomorrow is a Thursday, we’ll have Brad Pitt joining us…<br>D: and Jennifer Aniston…<br>C: and the rest of the Friends cast
D: You’re a frustrated singer. C: Thank you. D: …I said you’re a frustrated singer. C: You wench, I thought you said a first rated singer.
C: Go look at me like I’m weird. D: I can’t help it.
C: Some things you’re not supposed to eat but you eat it anyway, why is that, Delle? D: because it’s forbidden C: and the forbidden fruits are the sweetest fruits of all.
D: We’re having the Hot 10 now… D: (the OBB wouldn’t play) Now…<br>D: (the OBB still wouldn’t play) and I mean NOW. …(the hot 10 bed is now playing) C: Okay, here we go. C: Okay, here we go. C; Okay, here we go. D: I’ll tell you you’re cute if you tell me I’m cute. C: You’re cute. D: You’re….cute. C: I take it back, you didn’t say it with feelings. D: You’re so cute, you’re so cute. C: (inviting people to join the hot 10) and send in as many entries as you can. D: I’ll give you tenderness and care to make up for that one.
C: The more time the 3 of us spend together, we more we resemble the 3 Stooges. D: I’ll be Curly. C: I bet.
C: I think I’ve been laying my eggs in the wrong basket. D: So, you’ve been laying your eggs….where have you been laying your eggs? C: In the wrong baskets
D: I’ll call you señorito from now on. C: Ok…Ok, yaya, time for hilamos.
C: You know what will happen when you rub sticks and stones…<br>D: No, I don’t. What will happen? C: It will create sparks. D: and then? C: fire D: and then? C: burn D: and then? C: ouch.
D: It’s so cold. C: I’d hug you but rumors might spread.
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Mar 18, 2003 17:39:16 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Mar 18, 2003 17:39:16 GMT -5
C: What can I say, I'm highly excitable. D: Me, too. We're like ions, we're highly excitable.
C: It's weird vs. weird. D: It's like the Morning Rush, it's weird vs. weird.
C: This is our theme song, the Beautiful Ones. D: Who? Where? D: Do you use soap? C: Of course. Don't ask me how long. D:How long what? C: Do I soap. Goodness gracious!
D: Men have bigger horns. C: and bigger boobs.
D: There's a two-week waiting period before I defuzz. C: Sometimes when she raises her arms, I say "Sadako?"
C: You can drink from a hose. D: I bet you can.
(talking about hell) C: There's such a thing as a little handsome devil. Someone called me that. D: Someone you paid. C: Not really, but the activities that I did would send me straight to hell.
D: What animal wouldn't let go when they bite you? C: A floozy. D: I said an animal. C: They can be. C: I don't eat my friends. D: Yes, you do. C: Only if we're close.
D: We've got the Hot 10 coming up. C: You've got to be kidding. D: We're playing a song first, just making sure that you're still alive down there. C: Give me time first.
C: I'm a little impaired. D: You're a lot impaired.
D: (sarcastically) We are so energetic. C: I don't know about you but I am. D: You're not, you're so not. C: If I was a peach, I'd be bursting with juices. D: I heard you did.
D: Do you wanna? C: I wanna, I'm been waiting to wanna but they don't want to, not with me. C: I can't walk, I can't feel my butt but I feel energized. D: I can feel it for you.
C: I miss that, French kissing. D: Don't look at me.
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Mar 25, 2003 23:33:38 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Mar 25, 2003 23:33:38 GMT -5
D: I don’t want to be a boy. C: I don’t want to be a girl because I don’t want the monthly visitor. D: Who? My suitor? C: The milkman.
D: A sign that you’re not contented with your life is when you’re hotheaded and snapping at everyone. C: at your partner in the morning.
C: Love is just an illusion. D: Life is just an illusion. C: Reality is just an illusion. D: Insanity is just an illusion.
C: You can text us 0916-71963Christy. D: or you can call us 631-Karen. C: or dial 1800-LonelyGirl.
(talking about Jay Sonza) D: I almost replaced Mel, it almost became Jay and Del. C: Del and Jay and it almost became Chico and Melamar. C: Next, we have your predecessor back to back. D: My predecessor? C: The one people worshipped before you. D: Who? C: Pet Shop Boys and Wham!
C: If I were to remake the song, I’ll have a twist, it’ll be “hot sex will lead you back…”, sometimes, it’s enough. D: Yeah, sometimes, it’s enough.
D: What do we need? C: Coffee? D: Love.
C: Are you naked? D: In my mind, I am.
D: Most of the teenagers in the US do it in their house. C: Yeah, because it’s cheap. D: I don’t think that’s the point, they want to feel safe. C: Where else can they do it? D: In the car. C: It’s too small, the car, I mean. I don’t think so. D: Trust me, you can.
D: It’s stiff. The competition is. C: It truly is. Everyday, it’s getting stiffer and stiffer. The stiffer it is, the better it gets for everyone.
C: I wouldn’t want my eggs in hot water. D; Yes, you do.
C: You’re testing my patience and it’s not that long. D: So, it’s not long. I suspected that.
(Hot 10 creative ways to come out of the closet) D: I’ll wear a skirt ala T.A.T.U. and bring a schoolmate. C: I’ll come as a schoolgirl as well and bring a schoolmate. D: We could be T.A.T.U., can we be T.A.T.U.? C: Sure. D: Are you going to be the black haired one or the blond one? C; The black-haired one. D: Okay, I’ll be the blond one. C: So, you would only go for me if I were in a skirt? (long silence) D: I don’t know what to say, that’s a trick question.
C: I don’t wanna end up in E! True Hollywood Stories. I wanna end up in Celebrity Profile. D: I wanna end up in the Lifestyle Channel C: I wanna end up in a tribute. D: I wanna end up in centerfold.
C: I’m a whistler, I know how to pucker up and blow. D: So can I.
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Apr 9, 2003 23:40:31 GMT -5
Post by Cat on Apr 9, 2003 23:40:31 GMT -5
C: If you’re the woman behind my success, who’s the woman behind yours? D: You.
C: Sometimes I want to hit myself on the head. D: Sometimes I want to hit you on the head.
D: It’s not like I was born yesterday…<br>C: No, you weren’t. It was a long way from yesterday.
D: I’m disillusioned with life. I was so optimistic yesterday because my horoscope said that an elusive romance would come my way and I was waiting the whole day for John Cusack’s call but it didn’t came. C: What about Nikki Martel?
C: Maui Taylor could have been your daughter. D: She’s too beautiful to be my daughter. C: Age-wise.
C: I’m a sponge. D: You’re a dork.
D: If I were a puppet, I’d go for Ernie. C: If I were a puppet, I’d go for Big Bird.
D: Let me get this straight, the thing that you forgot to do was the commercial? A cluster of it? C: Well…<br>D: Just answer yes or no. C: Yes. D: And you call me incompetent? C: Ok, let me make a correction, you’re more incompetent than I am.
C: Would you date a boxer? D: Yes, I would.
D: I’m in the mood for something. C: Love?
D: I feel like fighting with someone today. C: Can you look for that someone after 11?…<br>D: since I don’t have a boyfriend to fight with, you’ll do.
D: Why do we wanna look good? C: To get some.
C: Come on, baby, let’s get it on. Come on, baby, take it off. D: You sleazebag, I work with a sleazebag!
D: I wanna come back as a singer. C: What do you mean, comeback? D: After I die, I want to come back as a singer. C: Me, I wanna come back as a hot stud. D: You mean you’re not? C: I mean, publicly.
D: If I lived 50 years ago, I wouldn’t mind being a geisha. C: Why don’t you try it? D: Now? No. C: You know how people will describe you, right? D: How? C: Alam mo, geisha.
D: Here’s Nina, the girl we spend the weekend with. C: Yes, professionally. D: Of course, professionally.
D: Are you game? C: Game na game na!
C: Do you put lotion there? (butt) D: Yes!
C: If a man smells your butt, you’d slap him hard. D: Who says?
D: We’re M.F.E.O. C: What’s that? D: Made for each other.
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