Post by drbob on Oct 26, 2002 23:33:14 GMT -5
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.
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I was born intelligent
- education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Love is like photography.
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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"Your future depends on your dreams."
So go to sleep...
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"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours.
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When two's company,
three's the result!
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn? ;D
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
-------------------------------------------------
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
----------------------------------------------------
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
----------------------------------------------------
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.
----------------------------------------------------
I was born intelligent
- education ruined me.
----------------------------------------------------
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
----------------------------------------------------
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them
speak.
----------------------------------------------------
Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
----------------------------------------------------
Love is like photography.
It needs darkness to develop
----------------------------------------------------
Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
----------------------------------------------------
"Your future depends on your dreams."
So go to sleep...
----------------------------------------------------
"Hard work never killed anybody."
But why take the risk !
----------------------------------------------------
"Work fascinates me."
I can look at it for hours.
----------------------------------------------------
When two's company,
three's the result!
----------------------------------------------------
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn? ;D