JOKES!

[soixante-neuf]

Jokes, anyone?

[soixante-neuf]

Four Catholic Moms were having coffee, bragging about their sons. The first mom says, "My son has been assigned his own parish. When people see him they say, 'Good morning, Monsignor'".

The second mom chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Good morning, Your Grace.' "

The third mom replies, "I don't want to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. People greet him, 'Good morning, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mom sips her coffee in silence. The other three moms ask her, "What about your son?"

Mom number four sighs and replies, "My son is Jon Bon Jovi. When people see him they cry "OH MY GOD!!!'"

[Cherry]

soixante-neuf said:

Jokes, anyone?

Hmmm you have a picture. Ikaw ba talaga yan? ;D ;D ;D

[soixante-neuf]

Cherry said:

Hmmm you have a picture. Ikaw ba talaga yan? ;D ;D ;D

Actually, that picture is what I'd like to look like after I'm reincarnated.

[louise]

i paged in this joke a long time ago sa "random thoughts" nina C&D at the other station...

A man woke his wife in the middle of the night, holding two aspirins and a glass of water.

The man said, "Honey, this is for your headache."

The wife said, "I don't have a headache."

The man replied, " Gotcha!" ;D

[soixante-neuf]

Q: Ano'ng sinasabi ng Amerikano pagkatapos niyang umutot?

A: "Excuse me!"

Q: Ano'ng sinasabi ng British pagkatapos niyang umutot?

A: "Pardon me!" (Pah-don me)

Q: E ano ang sinasabi ng Pilipino pagkatapos niyang umutot?

A: NOT ME!!!

[LucindaScott]

Hehe... I`m not very good at telling jokes, but I got one today by e-mail that I think is funny. Here it goes:

White House talks!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and sugar. Now get on the phone.